That Donut Game

Holy confectioneries! The time for donut-making is upon us!

Your demanding customers are hangry for accuracy!
Obsessively organize your orders by flinging donuts around your increasingly disgusting kitchen!

Earn coins through hard work and dedication! #allegory

Bathe in your daily coin tips, as your customers begrudgingly succumb to gratuity guilt!

Visit your Bakery to upgrade and unlock new donuts! Just like a REAL BAKERY!

Can\'t be troubled to earn coins via actual game play? Cutting-edge computer technology allows you to purchase digital in-game currency using your own (i.e. your parent\'s) money! Upgrade and unlock content immediately without the burden of pride!

Relive the dreams of the early-90s with the extremely retro PIXEL ART style and 8-bit music & sound effects! The blips and beeps have never sounded so good! Featuring original music by "Dexter\'s Parade", a band so obscure and universally ignored that they\'re not even worthy of a Wikipedia entry!

Features more than a dozen unique donuts, pastries, treats, and other caloricly-dubious breakfast foods! Planned future DLC includes new foods, drinks, and whatever else the developer can draw!

Don\'t glaze over the latest puzzle sensation! Download That Donut Game today!

Derek Seibel